Just a thought
March 23, 2009 § 7 Comments
After a day of strolling around the Acropolis, the Temple of Zeus and various other antiquities, I would like to get a T-shirt with the following words:
If you are a clown, please stay the fuck away from me.
If you try to hook your arms onto mine, I shall have to remove them.
If you say ‘ni hau ma’ or ‘konichiwa’ to me, I shall have to kill you. Painfully.
If you are one person guilty of all of the above, I admit, you caught me in a state of shock so my reactions were slightly slow. But please pray we will never meet again or second and third point shall come true. See first point for your own safety.
It would be an awesome T-shirt.